Whiny Liberal Crybabies Stage Yet Another Rally To Protest Kids Being Shot At School
March 24th - Reports indicate that the spineless, crybaby liberals of America have staged yet another nationwide rally today to protest the fact that kids are being “shot and killed” by “guns.”
The weak and pathetic leader of these sad freaks, otherwise known as the talentless hack that is Jimmy Kimmel, is no doubt behind this latest attempt to take away the God-given rights of Americans to have full, unregulated access to guns.
“Welcome to the pussification of America,” said Brent, a long-time NRA member with a GED from Chesterfield Middle School. “These brainless liberals just keep on trying to take away my rights, but I won’t stand for these vagina-hat wearing softies. Next thing you know, they’ll be trying to make sure that sick people have access to healthcare...or worse, they’ll be trying to make sure that poor people have the same opportunity to get an education as people who are born into wealth.”
Brent’s sentiments were echoed by other real, warm-blooded Americans.
“I blame the fact that we’ve taken God out of schools. Whatever happened to separation of church and state? The churches and the states should be separated and the churches should go back to the schools,” said Kyle, who’s been to church four times in his entire life and has no idea what ‘separation of church and state’ means. “These intolerant liberals have no respect for other people’s beliefs and values. And by that I mean they have no respect for my beliefs or values because I don’t understand or care what these America-hating fools stand for.”