Thousands Of Cocaine Shipments Recalled After Suppliers Admit To Lacing Them With Traces Of Coke
April 6th - Reports indicate that thousands of cocaine shipments have been recalled by officials after suppliers admitted to lacing the shipments with traces of Coke.
The Coke, which is among the most popular choices for soda-drinkers around the world, was reported to be found by numerous users of the drug all across North America.
“Something’s not right here, man. I expect to get what I asked for when I made my purchase,” said Riley Billingsford, a frequent user. “And now I find out that they’re slipping a minuscule amount of this horrifying drug into my product? I’m beyond disappointed. I may never buy coke again.”
Suppliers have apologized to their customers, claiming that it was all due to a “mix-up” in the manufacturing department, and promised it will not happen again.
“Our customers deserve better. We take full responsibility for this mistake, and will take all necessary steps to ensure that this doesn’t happen again,” said a top executive in the industry, who chose to remain anonymous. “We are fully dedicated to providing you with our unmodified product for generations to come.”