Ted Bundy’s Ugly Cousin Wondering Why Nobody Wants To Make A Documentary About The 40 People He Ate
Virginia Beach, VA - With all the attention that has recently been showered upon Ted Bundy, the notoriously charming serial killer who was sentenced to death for killing at least 30 women, Bundy’s ugly cousin is wondering why nobody seems to care about the 40 people he’s eaten over the last several years.
Ned Bundy, a relatively unknown cousin of the infamous serial killer, says that he’s used to his attractive cousin grabbing all the headlines, but he still feels that his murderous, unattractive, behavior over the last decade merits a Hulu documentary at the very least.
“Ted really set the bar high on this one, I get that. It’s hard enough to kill all those innocent people, but to kill all those people while also being attractive? How am I supposed to compete with that,” Ned said while being ugly. “I’ve killed and eaten at least 40 people since 2008, and no one seems to care at all. Not the media, not my family, not even the police. I actually tried to report myself to the authorities and they told me to come back when I had lost 50 pounds and gotten a nose job.”
When reached for comment, representatives for Netflix stated that they did not intend to create a documentary focused solely on Ned’s crimes, but that they would consider adding his story to their upcoming documentary “Serially Disgusting: The Ugly Side Of Killers.”