Straw Refuses To Exit Wrapper Peacefully
April 9th - A local man is having quite a difficult time getting his straw out of its wrapper, leading to speculation that the straw is stubbornly fighting the attempt to exit its packaging.
The potential user of the straw is growing incredibly frustrated, as he appears to be just seconds away from enjoying a nice refreshing beverage, but is incapable of drinking it without the use of a long plastic tube.
“First I tried banging the straw on a hard surface,” said Jean, a local consumer of beverages. “That didn’t work, so I tried ripping the end off with my mouth. I even tried carefully tearing a bit of the wrapper off of the straw. Now my straw is bent, and I’m pretty sure there are holes in it that will make it impossible for me to suck up the liquid once I manage to get it in the damn cup.”
After hours of patient finagling, Jean finally managed to get the persistent straw out of its wrapper, leaving a trail of torn up paper all over his car.