Stupid Meteorologist Forecasts Mostly Cloudy Day, Ends Up Being Partly Cloudy

Stupid Meteorologist Forecasts Mostly Cloudy Day, Ends Up Being Partly Cloudy

March 17th - Sources say that Thomas Billings, a local meteorologist who is clearly an idiot, foolishly predicted that today was going to be ‘mostly cloudy’ even though it ended up only being ‘partly cloudy.’

Billings, who received his master's degree in atmospheric sciences from Cornell University, quickly owned up to the fact that he had clearly made a huge mistake, but local residents were not satisfied with his half-assed apology.

“I don’t know who the hell this clown thinks he is,” said Craig, a fully healthy 35-year-old who aspires to be a Paralympian one day. “When I’m told that a day is going to be mostly cloudy, I prepare for it to be mostly cloudy...not overcast, not mostly sunny, and certainly not partly cloudy.”

WMAD, the local news affiliate that Billings works for, is “seriously considering” suspending the moronic weatherman, despite the fact that he has accurately predicted the past seven snowstorms to within half an inch of the exact total.

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