Man Who Urinated In Community Garden At 3 AM Can’t Wait To Share Inspirational Facebook Post About Earth Day

Man Who Urinated In Community Garden At 3 AM Can’t Wait To Share Inspirational Facebook Post About Earth Day

April 22nd - Reports indicate that a man who spent the early hours of the morning urinating in the local community garden can’t wait to share an inspirational post on Facebook in order to raise awareness for Earth Day.

Wade Anderson, a local man who claims to have had a single beer with dinner last night before briefly stopping to “squeeze the lemon” in the community garden at 3 in the morning, says he’s been looking forward to Earth Day for months.

“I just wish everyone cared about the Earth as much as I do,” said Anderson as he threw his empty coffee cup out the window of his Uber. “I’m hopeful that by sharing a satellite image of the earth with a motivational caption attached to it, people will be inspired to start taking care of our home.”

Anderson, who has 157 Facebook friends and 4 actual friends, doesn’t think people realize how important it is to treat the planet with respect.

“We celebrate Earth Day today, but if you people really cared about our planet, every day would be Earth Day,” said Anderson. “PLEASE SHARE.”
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