Man In Utter Disbelief After Realizing His Salad Barely Came With Any Fries On The Side

Man In Utter Disbelief After Realizing His Salad Barely Came With Any Fries On The Side

Dallas, Texas - A local restaurant may be in some hot water after a customer ordered a salad, only to realize that the salad barely came with any fries on the side.

The salad was just your average salad, according to the customer who ordered it, but there was nothing average about the amount of fries that were included with the order.

“I’m not really a picky eater. I do try to take care of myself, and my wife thinks I should eat more vegetables, so I figured a salad would be a good way to go about that,” said Dan Pruitt, the bewildered recipient of the meal in question. “Then I find out that I only get like fifteen fries with my salad. Are you kidding me? From my point of view, if the menu says my order comes with fries, then my order should come with fucking fries…not one fry cut up into several smaller fries in what appears to be some half-assed attempt to make me believe I got what I came here for.”

According to witnesses, after he stormed into the kitchen and demanded a reason for the travesty that had just taken place, the kitchen staff offered him a complimentary dessert item to make up for his pain and suffering. Satisfied with the results of his protest, Dan returned to his table, only to find out that the triple layer fudge cake he was promised only had two layers.

“Triple layer? Do you people even know how to count? This barely even qualifies as a double layer fudge cake,” screamed the irate Dan. “Congratulations, you’ve just earned yourselves a one star yelp review.”

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