Report: Man Does His Best Thinking While He’s Dangling Upside Down In His Neighbor’s Sex Dungeon
Albany, New York - According to sources, a local man admitted to getting most of his best thinking done while dangling upside down as a captive in his neighbor’s homemade sex dungeon.
Rodney, who requested that only his first name be used out of concern for his privacy, said he only recently figured out that his favorite place to clear his head and organize his thoughts happened to be hanging from his ankles in his neighbor’s basement.
“I lead a pretty busy life, and it’s not always easy for me to find free time for myself to think things over and refresh my mind,” said Rodney while waiting for his neighbor to come home and whip him repeatedly. “Luckily for me, I find that dangling upside down in this sex dungeon gives me the perfect opportunity to do my best thinking. I’ve come up with some brilliant ideas down here while waiting to be tortured. Everyone deserves to find their happy place, where they’re free from all the problems and concerns of everyday life, and now I have mine.”