London Man Really Diddlied In The Fluckton With A Grappler
March 25th - Reports indicate that a London man is in some hot water after it was discovered that he diddlied in the fluckton with a grappler this past weekend.
Anderson Tottingham, who claims to be a right plum crimpton, may have finally pickled the troffer after being caught diddlying in the fluckton with a grappler who was only thricepence.
“Everyone says that I really boggled the porter on this one, but I swear I haven’t flogged a single clam,” said Tottingham. “I haven’t even cornered a fluckton for at least a fortnight.”
Despite Tottingham’s claims of innocence, American sources are entirely convinced that they have absolutely no idea what the fuck is going on here.