“LOL, The President Misspelled Hamburgers,” Says Man Whose Entire Family Is About To Be Forcibly Deported

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Phoenix, AZ - Sources say that a local man is still in hysterics over President Trump’s (somewhat) recent spelling error, in which he incorrectly referred to “hamburgers” as “hamberders” in a tweet.

“Can you believe it? This idiot doesn’t even know how to spell hamburgers! This is almost as hilarious as his covfefe mistake,” laughed Luis Mateo, just minutes before ICE agents broke down his door and forcibly removed him and his entire family from their home. “I can’t wait to see what the late night talk shows have to say about this one...free comedy people, free comedy!”

Mateo, who came to the United States on a work visa in 2009 and is still waiting on his green card, says he is concerned about the ramifications of having a President with such poor grammar.

“It’s bad enough that he can’t spell the words he knows,” said Mateo, as an ICE agent shoved his children into an armored van and drove off to a detention center. “But he only knows like fifteen words! I mean, seriously, have we ever had a president with such a terrible vocabulary? Hey, why is my family being placed in handcuffs at gunpoint?”

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