Local Father Tired Of Playing Catch, Wishes Son Could Find Some Friends To Do This With

Local Father Tired Of Playing Catch, Wishes Son Could Find Some Friends To Do This With

March 28th - Sources say that a local dad is getting really sick of his son asking him to play catch on a daily basis, and he sincerely wishes that his son could find some friends to throw a ball around with instead.

“I have nothing against my son,” said Jerry Farthing, an accountant for an insurance firm and the father of a nine-year-old boy. “I just really wish he would stop pestering me to play catch every single day. I work a demanding nine-to-five job on a daily basis, and the last thing I want to do when I come home at the end of the day is to throw a baseball back and forth for hours on end. It’s not even a regular game of catch...he’s always asking me to throw him pop flies and grounders, like he thinks he’s training to be a professional baseball player or something. I don’t have the heart to tell him that he’s a mediocre athlete at best, but I’d really appreciate it if he could find some friends to do this with so I can have a beer and relax instead of throwing my arm out after a hard day’s work.” 

While Jerry says that he loves his son very much, he conceded that he would probably love him a lot more if he wasn’t constantly being such an annoying little brat.

“Don’t get me wrong, I think it’s amazing that my son wants to spend time with me,” said the weary father. “The problem is that I’m really not sure if I want to spend time with him.”
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