Local Baby Purchases Gym Membership, Would Love To See You Try To Steal Candy From Him Now

Local Baby Purchases Gym Membership, Would Love To See You Try To Steal Candy From Him Now

April 2nd - Sources say that a local baby has purchased a gym membership in an effort to improve his strength and fitness levels, and would absolutely love to see you try and steal his candy now.

Percy, who will be turning “this many” in June, is aware of the reports that have come out recently about how easy it is to steal candy from babies.

“I’ve heard all the talk about how you people think it’s so easy to steal food from me and my friends,” said Percy. “Let’s see how easy it is for you now that I’m freaking jacked, bruh. Not to mention that I’m fresh off my recent diaper change."
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