Kinky Dog Can’t Wait To Try Out Invisible Fence

Kinky Dog Can’t Wait To Try Out Invisible Fence

June 29th - Reports indicate that a local terrier is frantic with anticipation after noticing that his owners recently purchased an electric fence for his yard, with the intention of keeping him from running away.

While he acknowledges that his unusual desire to be mildly electrocuted has made him an outcast among the other neighborhood dogs, Rocky says he doesn’t let the negativity bring him down.  

“Some dogs hump furniture, some dogs lick themselves...some of us are looking for a little more intensity in our lives, and if that makes me a bad dog then so be it. I’ve been waiting for this shit ever since my owners brought me home,” said the 2-year-old terrier. “As nice as it is having free reign over the entire neighborhood, there’s just something special about that feeling you get when you step over that line for the first time and receive that electric jolt to the system. As soon as I get that shock collar on me you better believe it’s fucking go time.”

Rocky’s owners were confused by his reaction to the fence at first, but after watching him leap back and forth over the invisible line several times with nothing but pure unbridled ecstasy on his face, they have accepted the fact that their dog may just be kinkier than the other dogs in the neighborhood.

“I knew something was different about Rocky when I caught him licking himself - and I mean really licking himself - while watching ‘50 Shades of Greyhounds’ a few weeks ago,” said the freaky terrier’s male owner, Paul. “I went through a similar phase myself when I first saw that commercial with the green M&M...who am I to judge?”   
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