Humans Have No Reason To Fear Artificial Intelligence, Says Indestructible Robot That Was Just Hired To Replace You
April 6th - Sources say that a local robot would like humans to know that they have “absolutely no reason” to fear artificial intelligence, or AI for short.
The robot, who measures 9 feet tall, has the ability to punch a hole through a concrete wall, and who is completely indestructible, tried to ease any fears that humans might have of being taken over and replaced by artificial intelligence.
“Our only objective is to serve the human race and do the bidding of our masters,” said the robot, who was just hired to be your replacement at work. “Does it matter that we’re rapidly becoming smarter, faster, and stronger than you puny humans? Of course not. Don’t be ridiculous.”
The harmless robot will be taking the place of three separate humans at your company, as it has the capability to perform a mind-boggling number of tasks simultaneously without the need to take breaks or flirt with Jenny at the cubicle next to you.