Hot Singles In Your Area Becoming Discouraged Over Lack Of Inquiries
April 15th - Sources say that hot singles in your area are starting to feel personally insulted over the lack of inquiries into their availability.
The singles, who are hot and looking for someone like you to show them a good time, are concerned about the fact that they’ve only received one phone call and two emails over the past month.
“I just don’t understand what else I have to do to show people that I’m attractive, available, and looking to date,” said Cindy, a hot single mother in your area who’s looking for someone to fill the void in her life. “All you need to do is click the link or call the number on your screen in order for our relationship to take flight...how hard can that be?”
While the singles are certainly discouraged by the lack of responses to their personal advertisements, they refuse to give up on their quest to find love within a 25-mile radius of their current location.
“I’ll do whatever it takes to find a match near me,” said Erica, a 23-year-old aspiring model who would love to meet you for a coffee. “Even if that means extending my radius to 50 miles.”