Horse Totally Embarrassed By Tiny 12-Inch Penis
April 12th - Saying that he’s unable to look the other stable horses in the eye, Gary, a horse from Kansas, says he’s frequently frustrated and embarrassed by his tiny 12-inch penis. It’s become such a problem that he says it’s started to affect his work life.
"It's just so embarrassing to walk around in the stable with the other horses," said the horse. "I just know they're talking about it when I'm not around. I enter a conversation and there's a weird silence. Honestly, I'd do anything for a regular-sized 18 to 20-inch penis.”
Telling reporters that he has been spending an inordinate amount of time with the pigs, Gary thinks it could just be a phase.
“Maybe I just haven't hit my growth spurt yet or something,” he lamented, despite being a completely healthy stallion in his prime. “Pete didn’t hit 19 inches until he was 17 and that’s just a year away for me. Anything’s possible, right?”
In the meantime, Gary says he tries to stay positive.
“Sometimes I notice how the stable hand, Buford, is always wearing clothes, and I can only assume he’s hiding his own problems from the world,” said the distraught horse. “I mean, how small must your penis be if you hide it by wearing clothes on your entire body? It must only be, like, 8 or 9 inches! That’s the way I gotta look at it. I’m definitely not the only one struggling with this unfortunate problem.”