Group Of Teenagers Hanging Out On Street Corner Probably Just Discussing Last Night’s Chemistry Homework
March 22nd - Reports indicate that the teenagers hanging out on the street corner are probably just harmlessly discussing last night’s chemistry homework, and not participating in any mischievous activities.
The group, which consists of several local high schoolers, can be found standing around with no clear purpose underneath a street lamp in your neighborhood. While your neighbor believes that these young teens are hoodlums who are definitely up to no good, sources say that they are most likely just discussing the chemistry homework that was assigned to them last night.
“What did you guys get for number four? I originally thought the answer was covalent bonds, but I have this terrible habit of second-guessing myself,” said Timmy, a sophomore in high school and a full-time rapscallion.
Luckily, Timmy’s friends were able to confirm his belief that the answer to number four was indeed covalent bonds. The group proceeded to compare their respective answers on the assignment, working together to ensure that they all received a good grade in the class.
While onlookers were convinced that the teens were engaging in sinister activities such as smoking reefer or loitering, the kids shrugged off these allegations.
“We don’t care what people think of us,” said Billy, a fellow sophomore student who is also a full-time rapscallion. “We’ll be back here again tomorrow night to talk about our history homework.”