Easter Bunny Plays Hilarious April Fool’s Day Prank By Having Sex With Your Mom
April 1st - Reports indicate that the Easter Bunny has played an elaborate April Fool’s Day prank this year by having sexual intercourse with your mom.
Easter Sunday, a day of celebration in which we celebrate the birth of the Easter Bunny, happens to fall on April Fool’s Day, giving the magical creature an opportunity to play mischievous tricks.
“It’s just pure luck that my birthday happens to take place on the same day as the international day of celebration for pranksters all across the globe,” said the hilarious bunny. “I think I really killed it this year. I can’t wait to see the look on Johnny’s face when he finds out I just had sex with his mom. Happy April Fool’s Day, kid.”
Despite spending vast amounts of time and energy attempting to pull off the perfect prank, the Easter Bunny still found time to hide Easter eggs for children, because he doesn’t want to come across as a total jerk.
“Don’t worry, I still put a few jelly beans in a bunch of colored Easter eggs and threw them around your yard,” said the giant rabbit. “There’s also a basket full of candy and goodies hidden somewhere too. Go nuts...because I certainly did, if you know what I mean.”