Company That Just Raised Prices By 25% Is Now Offering 20% Discounts To Preferred Customers For The Low Cost Of $10 Per Month

Company That Just Raised Prices By 25% Is Now Offering 20% Discounts To Preferred Customers For The Low Cost Of $10 Per Month

March 31st - Sources say that a local company that just raised their store-wide prices by 25% is now offering 20% discounts to preferred customers who join their membership program for the low cost of $10 per month.

Customers are almost positive that they’re excited about the new membership program, as they’re pretty sure that it will save them money in the long run.

“I shop at SuperSavingsMart all the time,” said Chris, a local man who shops at SuperSavingsMart a few times every year. “I can’t wait to take advantage of their new membership program and start buying all sorts of stuff that I don’t need with my discounted rate. And even though there’s a monthly fee, I’ve done the math and I’m 111% sure that I’ll be saving tons of money.”

A spokesman for SuperSavingsMart says that, while the company was turning a profit before they decided to go through with this pricing overhaul, they really wanted to do this to make the customers happy and also so that they could make more money.

“Here at SuperSavingsMart, our customers are our number four priority,” said the CEO, who wished to remain anonymous. “And in order to keep it that way, we have to confuse the hell out of them with strange marketing techniques so that they spend more money here.”  
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