College Professor Devastated After Another Day Passes Without Any Students Complimenting His New Pants
Ann Arbor, MI - Sources say that a local college professor is completely devastated after an entire day has come and gone without any students complimenting his new pair of pants.
Professor Richard Henderson, who has been a staple in the math department at the University of Michigan since 2002, says he is ‘hurt’ and ‘searching for answers’ after a tough start to the new school year.
“I put everything I have into this job, and I wouldn’t give it up for anything in the world,” said Professor Henderson while choking back tears. “But when you consider that I spend the majority of my waking hours providing these young adults with invaluable knowledge that they will no doubt use for the remainder of their lives, it doesn’t seem like too much to expect just one person to notice that I wore new pants today. It’s almost like they don’t care about what pants I’m wearing at all.”
While Professor Henderson contemplated his retirement, school officials were taken aback by the number of student requests to add “Fish Psychology 120” to their schedules.
“I received over seven hundred special requests to add Miss Richards’ class within the last twelve hours,” said Charles Hammerhead, the head of the fish department at the university. “It turns out that when you hire a former ‘Miss America’ contestant to teach Fish Psychology 120, Fish Psychology 120 becomes a very popular class option for the student body.”