Brilliant Teenager That Survived Tide Pod Challenge Decides To Try Snorting Condoms
April 2nd - Sources say that a local genius who managed to survive the popular “Tide Pod Challenge” has moved onto bigger and better ventures, and has decided to try snorting condoms through his nose.
Despite warnings from so-called “experts” and “intelligent people,” Martin Phillips, a 14-year-old from Jacksonville, Florida, refuses to let dumb adults stunt his wildly innovative ideas.
“The Tide Pod Challenge was fun and all, but my massive brain just needed more excitement,” said the child prodigy. “Therefore, I’ve decided to try this new, crazy experiment where I snort unopened condoms through my nose and try to make them come out of my mouth.”
Upon hearing of Phillips’ idea, Harvard University instantly reached out to him and offered him a full scholarship. Sadly, the brilliant teenager attempted to set the scholarship offer on fire and eat it in an attempt to go viral, and burned himself alive in the process.