Aspiring Gang Member Can’t Decide If He Looks Better In Blue Or Red
March 23rd - Sources say that Greg Hart, a 13-year-old aspiring gang member from Los Angeles, California, is having a tough time deciding whether he looks better in blue clothes or red clothes.
“This is a really big decision for me to make,” said the intelligent young man, who loves playing soccer and has a very promising future. “I’m a big fan of the Red Sox, so it would be a real shame if I couldn’t wear their jersey ever again. But on the other hand, everybody tells me that blue really brings out the color in my eyes.”
Hart says that he will lean on those around him to help him make the difficult decision.
“My guidance counselor at school has been really nice about offering suggestions,” said the happy-go-lucky teen who says he loves to draw in his spare time. “She even brought in a bunch of different sweatshirts for me to try on so that I could experiment with different color schemes. My parents said they don’t really give a shit, but I’ll try to ask them again later in the week when they have their weekly ‘Sober Friday’ event.”