Apple To Release New Marijuana-Themed Emojis, Right After This Insane Documentary On Gray Wolves
April 5th - Following the recent news that they would be developing new emojis geared towards people with disabilities, Apple has announced that they will be releasing brand-new marijuana-themed emojis, just as soon as this documentary on gray wolves is finished.
Apple developers say that the “marijuana-mojis” are absolutely out of this world, bro.
“They’re gonna freakin’ blow your mind,” said Chester, one of Apple’s senior developers. “And we’re gonna release them to the public, right after we finish watching this insane documentary about gray wolves that we just came across on the Discovery Channel.”
Sources confirmed that the documentary was actually insane.