Five Teams That Are Definitely NOT Going To Win The NCAA Championship

Five Teams That Are Definitely NOT Going To Win The NCAA Championship

*For a list of five teams that are definitely going to win the NCAA Championship, click here: here.

March 15th - March Madness kicks off today, bringing with it countless hours of thrilling basketball, millions of busted brackets, and hundreds of student-athletes that are most likely being paid under the table. For some last minute bracket advice, please refer to the following list of five teams that are definitely NOT going to win the NCAA Championship:


1) Villanova Wildcats - Villanova is quite possibly the most well-rounded basketball team in the country. Undefeated against top-25 opponents this season, the Wildcats are clear favorites to win the NCAA championship this March, so they will lose to a school that you've never heard of in the second round.

2) Arizona School for the Deaf and Blind - Arizona's state school for the hearing and visually-impaired doesn't appear to have a clear path to the championship this year, mostly due to the fact that they aren't in the tournament. In the unlikely event that they are able to overcome that hurdle, their entire team is deaf and/or blind, which will most likely put them at a significant disadvantage when they face teams with players who can see and hear.

3) Pennsylvania Quakers - Penn is an Ivy-league institution, which means their athletes are a bunch of nerds who probably read books for fun. If the game is tied in the final seconds, who would you rather trust to make a clutch shot? A D-student from a state university whose professors are being paid to pretend that he's going to class, or a geek with a 4.0 GPA who was suspended from the team for getting a B on a calculus exam?

 Pictured here is Penn's starting power forward

Pictured here is Penn's starting power forward

4) UMBC Retrievers - Would you have any idea what UMBC stands for if google didn't exist? (It stands for the University of Mexican Black Children, in case you were wondering). A team with this many words in its name simply doesn't stand a chance against schools with names that are far easier to remember.

5) The school you picked to win - It doesn't really matter who you picked to win. They aren't going to, and the sooner you realize that the sooner you can set your bracket on fire and move on with your life.
 


*For a list of five teams that are definitely going to win the NCAA Championship, click here: here.

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Five Teams That Are Definitely Going To Win The NCAA Championship

Five Teams That Are Definitely Going To Win The NCAA Championship