Five Teams That Are Definitely Going To Win The NCAA Championship

Five Teams That Are Definitely Going To Win The NCAA Championship

For a list of teams that are definitely NOT going to win the NCAA Championship, click here: here.

March 15th - March Madness kicks off today, bringing with it countless hours of thrilling basketball, millions of busted brackets, and hundreds of student-athletes that are most likely being paid under the table. For some last minute bracket advice, please refer to the following list of five teams that are definitely going to win the NCAA Championship:


1) Iona Gaels -  The 15th seeded Gaels will be tested early in the tournament, as they have drawn 2nd seeded Duke in the first round. Duke is favored by over 20 points and will be chosen by many fans to win the championship, which means that Iona is definitely going to win this game, destroying every bracket in the country just hours after March Madness begins. The Gaels will use the momentum from the win to carry them all the way to the championship, where they will defeat Georgia State University in the most incredible basketball game in NCAA history.

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2) Duke Blue Devils - Everybody in the country that isn't a current or former student of Duke University is rooting for the Blue Devils to lose; therefore, they will definitely win every single game in the tournament by 25 points, easily defeating the plucky Kentucky Wildcats in the championship game.

3) Radford Highlanders - Have you ever heard of the Radford Highlanders? Where is Radford? Are you sure that their mascot is actually a highlander? What the hell is a highlander? A team with this many question marks is guaranteed to surprise everybody that crosses their path this March. Pencil them in as your champions.

 St. Bonaventure, pictured here, was a starting point guard for the Bonnies for 3 years, averaging 16.4 points per game

St. Bonaventure, pictured here, was a starting point guard for the Bonnies for 3 years, averaging 16.4 points per game

4) St. Bonaventure Bonnies - The Bonnies are the only school in the NCAA tournament named after a saint. According to the Bible, God loves sports more than anything else, so naturally St. Bonaventure has to be considered favorites this March.

5) Montana Grizzlies - Montana takes its reputation as the basketball capital of the world very seriously. Expect big things from the Grizzlies in the tournament, because their opponents certainly don't.


For a list of teams that are definitely NOT going to win the NCAA Championship, click here: here.

Five Teams That Are Definitely NOT Going To Win The NCAA Championship

Five Teams That Are Definitely NOT Going To Win The NCAA Championship

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