Local Golden Retriever Thinks He Deserves More Belly Rubs
February 27th - Sources say that Archie, a 4-year-old golden retriever as well as a very good boy, strongly believes that he deserves more belly rubs as well as an increase in treats.
Archie, who loves playing fetch and chasing his own tail, doesn’t really care who provides him with the belly rubs, as long as he receives them more frequently. He believes that he has been exceptionally well behaved lately, as indicated by the fact that he has only pooped in the house once in the last four months, and that was only because of a thunderstorm, so it wasn’t really his fault. Archie also feels that he has worked very hard to improve his relationship with the neighbor’s cat, even though the cat is very scary and tries to steal his food.
Other local dogs have been inspired by Archie’s bravery, and have decided to organize a group walk to city hall, followed by a ride in the car.