Secret FBI Memo Reveals Classified Birthday Party Plans For Joshua In Accounting Department
February 2nd - The missing FBI memo that’s been making headlines in the political world has been released, and the contents revealed top-secret plans for a surprise birthday party for Joshua, a member of the accounting department.
While many people are blown away by the new, classified information, nobody is more shocked than Joshua from accounting.
“I can’t believe these guys are planning a surprise party for me,” said the 31-year-old from Memphis. “I’ve only been working here for a couple of years, and I was afraid I wasn’t fitting in with the rest of the department. Now I know why they didn’t want this memo released. Thanks, everyone!”
Senior FBI members are furious over the release of the memo, as they now feel that weeks of meticulous planning have now been wasted due to “ridiculous conspiracy theories.”
Other notable information from the memo included a notice about “Casual Mondays,” which encouraged FBI agents to really show off their creative sides by wearing things like wacky ties and graphic t-shirts with ironic slogans.
It is not clear what the fallout from this bombshell memo release will look like, but FBI Director Christopher Wray assured Americans that he would start up a group-chat in order to provide updates.