Mission Statement

If you're reading this, you've already figured out that everything on this website is serious and should be taken completely literally. I do not enjoy laughter, as I was born without a sense of humor. This website is designed entirely for educational purposes and should be a required source of information in schools around the world.*


*The Salted Pretzel is satirical in nature and is in no way, shape, or form intended to be interpreted as factual content. If you are offended by the content on this website, my suggestion is that you refrain from visiting this website in the future. 

Write for us!

I encourage you to consider submitting your own work for us to feature here on "The Salted Pretzel." My objective is for this website to be a platform for every-day people to gain some exposure from their work. If you have any questions about the submission process, please feel free to email "SaltThePretzel@gmail.com" and I will be happy to answer any questions or concerns that you may have.

*To submit your work, please visit the following link: Be a Contributor

I hope you enjoy the content of this website as much as I have enjoyed creating it.